All of a Sudden I Don't Feel So Well...

Two things:

I highly recommend forgetting one's glasses on the hotel night stand when one sprints to the bathroom to be sick.

Food service plastic drink pitchers make an excellent barf bucket, you can hang your nose outside and avoid the smell of your own sick.

Crawling back to bed now...

Conversations With Tank Boy, Take Three!

In answer to that ever burning question, "what noise do elephants make?"...

Conversations With Tank Boy