Foetal Yoga? Resistance Training?

The other day, as I was toiling away at work, the babe-to-be performed an astonishing feat of acrobatics and strength. The critter decided to wedge itself crosswise in my womb and push with all its mitey might, and produce, from my perspective, a knob-like protrusions on either side of my belly, much akin to Frankenstein's neck bolts. I think it is a good look for me.