Sunday, March 12, 2006

Foetal Yoga? Resistance Training?

The other day, as I was toiling away at work, the babe-to-be performed an astonishing feat of acrobatics and strength. The critter decided to wedge itself crosswise in my womb and push with all its mitey might, and produce, from my perspective, a knob-like protrusions on either side of my belly, much akin to Frankenstein's neck bolts. I think it is a good look for me.

2 comments:

Robert said...

Next, I want you to train the merperson within you to mime "walking against the womb"...

..or something.

Aunt Kathi said...

How about some nice gentle yoga or Pilates. That gets the kinks out and stretches everything...and I mean everything!